Trump, Greenland, and the NATO Stress Test No One Asked For
Snow is to Greenland what sand is to the Sahara. And right now, a different kind of storm is blowing in from the south — one that speaks English with a Queens accent and has absolutely no idea what it's asking for. As President Trump offers an ultimatum to take over the island "the easy way or the hard way," we look at the chessboard to see why the locals aren't just cold; they are terrified. Here's a fun historical fact: the last time a world power tried to buy Greenland, it was 1946, and Harry Truman offered Denmark $100 million in gold. The Danes said no. Before that, in 1867, Secretary of State William Seward — fresh off buying Alaska — got curious about the giant ice cube to the east. Also no. In 1917, America tried again during negotiations over the Danish West Indies (now the US Virgin Islands). Still no. You'd think someone would have noticed the pattern by now. Yet here we are in January 2025, and Donald Trump has returned to his greatest hits...